...I'm out doin' whatever it is I do and I see an attractive lady
astride a sport bike wearing a white t-shirt that reads

"I Ride Like a Girl"

My first thought was like DUH -
no doubt in my mind 'you are a girl'.

I of course did the obvious, I walked over and asked
"where might I get such a shirt?" The nice lady said
"get in touch with Hottie Rockstar"

I'm a BIG guy, hoped an XL would be big enough.
Not being a fan of white t-shirts, I dyed mine pink.

I bought Hottie Rockstar's inventory of XL Ts

Guess I should pull 'em out of storage
dye 'em pink
and make 'em available for purchase...